Me and my kids are going through some changes. Everyday it is something new.
My son whom we affectionately call “the boy” has officially lost his mind! He will be two next month but I do believe he thinks he is grown. He goes out into garage on his own and just starts playing. He has random acts of destruction all throughout the house and boxing anything and everybody is his current hobby.
My daughter, we call her “Bear” thinks she is 24 instead of 5. There is a lot of neck rolling and lip smacking. Tons of stomping off like she has lost her mind, and the only reason she does not slam her door every five minutes is because it is broken. Right now at this very moment she is trying to get out of eating her dinner. There is a lot of fake crying going on, a bunch of fine mommy life is so unfair, she has had two bathroom breaks, and has spent a fair amount of time crawling around on the floor, because apparently I am blind and can’t see her, and I am sure there is a bunch of name calling under her breath.
Help me Lawd, Help ME!