Hey Morons,

To the Garbage Men:

It is actually your job is to collect the garbage and get it off of the street. I really don’t think you get paid to toss garbage all over the street and the front yard for me to pick up because you were too lazy to do your job properly. All you have to do is pick up the container and put  the trash in the garbage truck. The garbage truck does the rest. As a matter of fact the truck actually does more work than you do! Please stop leaving garbage in my front yard!


To the 4 Smart People Fixing Their Car on the Street:

You guys have got to be the most inconsiderate people I have ever seen in my WHOLE entire life! If the street is already narrow, why would you pick the smallest part of the street (the part of the street that curves), to fix your truck? To the two people standing in the middle of the street watching the other two fix the truck, a very special thanks goes out to you for making it harder for EVERYONE ELSE in the world to get by. Then you have the nerve to try to mean mug people on the street trying to get past you and not hit cars coming from the other direction? You people are NUTS and you are sooooo lucky my horn didn’t work today, and that I had my baby in the car, or I would have given you the business! (Probably not, because you all looked you just got out of Cell Block B….but I’m sayin)


To the Kid who should have been in school:

Now you know that you should have been in school at 12:30 in the afternoon! You are not in preschool or kindergarten where they actually have half days. Why are you riding your scooter in the middle of the street when there are plenty of sidewalks for you to ride on? Please tell me why you are playing chicken with your life? Do you really think that everybody is going to be paying attention all the time? (Even though they should be) Please oh please stop playing in the street, while your momma watches you from the window!



To The People Crossing the Street:

I know pedestrians have the right of way, but can you please use your common sense. Please don’t run to the walkway and walk in front of cars that are turning because now you don’t want to wait. And please oh please don’t cuss out the people driving the big ole cars, not everybody is a patient or as kind as I am (complete sarcasm) and you just might get cussed out right back if you catch the wrong person on the wrong day. Please don’t dance your way across the street taunting the people in the cars to do something, and for the love of everything holy can you please not cross in the middle of the intersection. What is the point of the that? Are you just trying to make people mad?


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